Rated R, everyone and every all.
Bruh, it’s hard to find a more entertaining choice to be the 44th episode of Scoring At The Movies. We all know that Point Break is a remarkably silly “sports” flick, but do we all know that Johnny Utah can do ANYTHING? He’s conveniently brainy almost as much as he’s conveniently dumb (and he has a knee that gets wonky at the worst times), but everything he tries, he aces. Law school, football, shooting guns, federal agenting, surfing (sort of), skydiving, putting handcuffs on a guy while being drowned. Keanu Reeves can do it all! He’s even good at falling in love with—Patrick Swayze and to a lesser extent—Lori Petty. So put on your rubber mask and prepare to infiltrate the ranks of a bunch of hypocritically chill/thieving surfers and also…get me two.
Pedantry Alert: The drugs displayed in the Warchild house are actually 2 kilos of crystal meth, not heroin or cocaine.
We are Twitter bruhs: @moviefiend51 and @scoringatmovies
YouTube links: the “point your gun in the air and say ahhh” scene in Hot Fuzz and the successful robbery and the beach brawl and “Utah…get me two” and the foot chase and skydiving and skydiving with a chute and “vaya con dios”